I’m on tumblr with my whole family in the room and I’ve never been more anxious in my life.

If I Were…

 

If I were a month, I’d be november.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be sunday.
If I were a planet, I’d be venus.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a sea lion.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a comfy old couch.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be emerald.
If I were a flower, I’d be orchid.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be sunny and chilly, good day for apple picking. 
If I were a color, I’d be wet fallen leaves.
If I were an emotion, I’d be pensive.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a strawberry.
If I were an element, I’d be wind.
If I were a place, I’d be the top of a mountain in New Hampshire. 
If I were a taste, I’d taste like green apple flavoring.
If I were a scent, I’d be fresh cut grass. 
If I were an object, I’d be a car. 
If I were a body part, I’d be the eyes.
If I were a song, I’d be timshel by mumford and sons.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be blue vans with holes in them.

Am I gonna like have to stop going on tumblr? SORRY I COULDNT WATCH ALL OF ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT IN A DAY. SOME PEOPLE WORK.

Oh, hey Paris.

Do you ever wish the Witch’s Council had just let Salem Saberhagen take over the world?

Because I do.